Being an avid Hugh Hewitt fan, I couldn't help but get involved in the bruhaha over Assemblyman John Campbell's tie (and match pocket silk). So I decided to send my "two cents" about the tie to Hugh. Here it is:

Top 10 alternative uses for Assemblyman Campbell's tie:

10.	To signal aircraft

9.	To attract a cute Cylon (Battlestar Galactica)

8.	To protect against Martian death rays

7.	[Hypnotized] "Must vote for Assemblyman Campbell..."

6.	Mr. Campbell is being unique...everyone else keeps their aluminum foil collections in a ball

5.	It was the Hubble Space Telescope's original mirror

4.	When you touch the center of the pattern, it unfolds into his superhero costume -- Eye Sore Man!

3.	Spaceshuttle heat shield

2.	If you look at it closely, a holographic clown pops out

1.	Detects secret CIA men in Cambodia.



Your comments are welcome.