A good friend of mine just sent me this piece -- an AP story on Yahoo News. "Expert: Apes May Be Key to Human Nature." It is ludicrous that people still believe this drivel. I can train my dog to speak (although I don't understand "dogese") and exhibit behaviors that are like the ones described here. And yet, to the mind of this scientist, these behaviors in the apes is evidence of evolutionary descent from apes.

Hello? Bueller?